November 18, 2008 - It's Always Sunny Philadelphia
1. Jenna, I got __________ in the __________.
a. tripple penetrated in the buthole - Glenn Howerton
b. cum in the ear hole - Stryker
c. poo in the vagina - Dr. Drew
d. cum in the eye - Rob McElhenney
e. newborn baby in the neighboors garbage can - Charlie Day
(Match Game Answer: 1.d)
November 10, 2008 - Jim Gaffigan
1. Tricia,I have seamen in my __________ ___________.
a. Sinus Cavity
b. Eye Socket - Stryker
c. Blue Dress - Dr. Drew
d. Whoopy Cushion- Jim Gaffigan
e. Car Ignition
(Match Game Answer: 1.a)
November 4, 2008 - James Gunn
1. When my girlfriend is on her period i find _________ in my _________, what does that mean?
a. mildew in my toilet
b. blood in my seamen - James Gunn
c. chupacabra in my porch - Dr. Drew
(Match Game Answer: 1.a)
October 26, 2008
1. My Boyfriend could not climax with Anal sex because of ___________ __________.
a. Family Guy- Stryker
b. Golden Retriever - Dr. Drew
c. Anal Fissures - ToastGuy
d. Dr. Drew
(Match Game Answer: 1.a)
October 22, 2008
1. My girlfriend complains during sex my penis is too ___________s.
a. Long - Dennis Hof
b. Crooked - Brooke
c. Quick - Dr. Drew
d. Smelly - ToastGuy
e. Hot
(Match Game Answer: 1.e)
October 19, 2008
1. Guy says, I get an orgasm whenever I ________ a __________.
a. take a dump
b. wax a vagina - Stryker
c. drink a coke- Dr. Drew
d. Drive a Car - ToastGuy
e. See a Girl - Sierra
f. run a mile
g. take a shower
(Match Game Answer: 1.a)
October 15, 2008 - Cypress Hill
1. 20 year old guy says his Ex claims she's pregnant. she also banged the manager. And they all work at _______________.
a. Juvie - BoBo
b. Mc Donalds - Stryker
c. Applebees - Dr. Drew
d. Script-Club - SendDog
e. Dominos
(Match Game Answer: 1.e)
October 14, 2008
1. Is okay to use _________ _________ as a lubricant? (hint: Female, 20)
a. baby oil
b. bacon grease - Anderson
c. melted butter - Stryker
d. cream cheese - Dr. Drew
(Match Game Answer: 1.a)
October 6, 2008 - Mike Vallely aka Mike V.
1. Will drinking ______________ give you a longer lasting erection?
a. Energy Drink - Mike V.
b. Jello
c. Milk - Stryker
d. Absinthe - Dr. Drew
e. Juice
(Match Game Answer: 1.b)
September 24, 2008 - Clark Gregg
1. For 8 weeks my pregnant girlfriend has been dreaming about ___________ing a ____________.
a. licking scrotum - Styker
b. snorting tums - Clark Gregg
c. giving birth - Drew
d. effing a midget
e. killing people
(Match Game Answer: 1.e)
September 23, 2008
1. I injured my penis when I was having sex in a ____________________!
a. Walmart - Styker
b. Car
c. Hot-Tub - Drew
d. Bathroom
e. Hallway
(Match Game Answer: 1.b)
September 22, 2008 - Does It Offend You, Yeah?
1. A week ago my _________ ________ fell on my penis and it still hurts!
a. Golden Retriever - Styker
b. Piano lid - Dan
c. Buzz Light Year - Morgan
d. Crack Pipe - Dr. Bruce
e. Computer Monitor
(Match Game Answer: 1.e)
September 3, 2008 - MADtv Cast
1. How do I get my girlfriend to be kinkier, she's a blank ____________? (hint: it's a job)
a. Judge - Styker
b. Paralegal (Attorney) - Arden Marrie
c. Cop - Matt Braunger
d. Librarian - Dr. Drew
e. nurse
2. This dude gets crazy headaches from __________ing a ____________ ?
a. Screwing a Wiener Dog - Styker
b. Huffing a Sealant - Arden Marrie
c. Drinking a Beer - Matt Braunger
d. Huffing a Paint-Bag - Dr. Drew
(Match Game Answer: 1.b, 2.c)
September 2, 2008
1. Can lots and lots of sex be treatment for my ___________ ____________?
a. Menstrual Cramps
b. Tight Vagina
c. Cystic Acne
d. Bipolar Disorder
(Match Game Answer: 1.d)
August 25, 2008
1. What sort of diseases can I get from ______________ing?
a. Fishing
b. Wrestling
c. Raping
d. Farting
(Match Game Answer: 1.b)
July 27, 2008 - Josh Groban
1. R.J., 16, I could not fit in my girlfriend so I used ____________ for lube. Bad idea?
a. Butter (Josh Groban)
b. Shampoo (Stryker)
c. Mayonnaise (Drew)
d. Jello
2. Andy, 19, Got really horny after a __________ _________.
a. Wrestling Meet (Josh Groban)
b. Baseball Game(Stryker)
c. Huge Dinner (Drew)
d. Groban Song
e. Car Accident
(Match Game Answer: 1.b, 2.e)
July 18, 2008 - Mikey Avalon
1. Christina says my boyfriend has a ____________ fetish, he wants to dress up as a _____________.
a. role-playing, hooker (Mikey)
b. horse, jockey (Stryker)
c. furry, cartoon (Drew)
d. royalty, slave
(Match Game Answer: 1.d)
July 16, 2008 - Cindy Margolis
1. Where is the best place in L.A. to get a ___________ __________? (Hint: he's coming on a business trip)
a. Hot Girl (Cindy Margolis)
b. Hand Job
c. Lap Dance, but changed answer to Tuna Melt after Anderson said "He would be mad once he found out the answer" (Stryker's Guess)
d. Blow Job
(Match Game Answer: 1.c, Dr. Drew passed)
July 14, 2008
1. Girlfriend makes a _________ noise during sex.
a. Dolphin
b. Chipmunk (Stryker Guess)
c. Horsey (Dr. Drew Guess)
d. Yeti Call
2. Chenelle (19) gets turned on from ____________ and _____________. (hint: 1st answer was talked about by Rio)
a. urine and vinegar
b. Pine-Sol and gasoline
c. cigarettes and jelly (Stryker Guess)
d. peaches and cream (Dr. Drew Guess)
e. peanut butter and jelly
3. Can eating ___________ increase the size of your testicles?
a. Oyster
b. Boiled Peanut
c. Placenta
d. Raisin
(Match Game Answer: 1.d, 2.b, 3.c "Drew says there is some truth to that")
July 9, 2008
1. Cassie, 24, hooked up with a guy who's wiener looked like ________'s _________.
a. snuffaluffagus' nose
b. pinocchio's nose (Stryker Guess)
c. popeye's forearm (Dr. Drew Guess)
d. mr. rosger's shoe
(Match Game Answer: 1.a)
July 7, 2008
1. When the boyfriend gets nervous he _________s his __________.
a. chokes chicken
b. blinks, eyes (Stryker Guess)
c. pulls, hair (Dr. Drew Guess)
d. grabs, crotch
(Match Game Answer: 1.d)
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July 2, 2008
1. My friend cut off his ___________s with a 7" blade.
a. warts
b. balls
c. hairs
d. ears
(Match Game Answer: 1.a)
July 1, 2008 - Serj Tankian & The F.C.C
1. When having sex I always think about ____________ _____________, it drives my boyfriend crazy.
a. Pat O'Brien (Dan Monti's Guess)
b. Carmen Electra (Stryker's Guess)
c. Jul ia (Serj Tankian's Guess)
d. Gene Simmons (Troy Zeigler's Guess)
e. Other guys (Dr. Drew's Guess)
f. Mike Shinetta
(Match Game Answer: 1.f)
June 30, 2008
1. I'm female, __________, should I tell my ____________?
a. hooker, husband
b. lesbian, boyfriend (Stryker's Guess)
c. stripper, dad
d. blind, employer
(Match Game Answer: 1.c)
June 29, 2008
1. Marcus spends hours on yahoo ________ing on his web cam, is that an addiction?
a. acting
b. masturbating (Stryker's Guess)
c. blogging (Dr. Drew Guess)
d. promoting
(Match Game Answer: 1.b)
June 27, 2008 - Chris Shiflett
1. Stephania, I have orgasms when I ____________.
a. Poop (Chris Shiflett's Guess)
b. Exercise (Stryker's Guess)
c. Sneeze (Dr. Drew Guess)
d. Gamble
(Match Game Answer: 1.d)
June 26, 2008 - 311
1. Brie - 18, the guy I like is in jail for __________ing a __________ __________.
a. soliciting a transvestite prostitute (Nick's Guess)
b. stealing a blowup doll (Stryker's Guess)
c. starting a forest fire
d. flashing a police officer (Dr. Drew guess)
2. I gave my boyfriend an H.J. His was limp until a scene from ________________ (hint: movie from 2008 on DVD)
a. Porky's (Nick's Guess)
b. 9 1/2 weeks (Stryker's Guess)
c. The Grind
d. Knocked Up (Dr. Drew guess)
(Match Game Answer: 1.c, 2.c)
June 20, 2008 - Andrew W.K.
1. My friends cellmate masterbaits with ____________ in prison.
a. Sandpaper (Andrew WK guess)
b. Salami
c. Doughnut
d. Shampoo (Dr. Drew guess)
e. Potatoes (Stryker guess)
(Match Game Answer: 1.b)
June 19, 2008 - Efren Ramirez
1. I met a guy at a ___________ ____________, but he seems like a man whore.
a. Circus Rodeo (Efren Ramirez)
b. Baby Gap (Stryker's Guess)
c. Church Dance (Dr. Drew)
d. Drag Race
2. I can only get off if I have some _____________ in my mouth.
a. Jelly (Efren guess)
b. Tobacco (Stryker guess)
c. Gum (Dr. Drew guess)
d. Breast
(Match Game Answer: 1.d, 2.b)
June 17, 2008 - Katy Perry
1. My boyfriend has extra of _________ what can he do about that?
a. Special Sauce from the lil' Dragon (Katy Perry's guess)
b. Foreskin (Stryker's guess)
c. Nipples (Dr. Drew's Guess)
d. Toe
(Match Game Answer: 1.b)
June 16, 2008
1. My mom made me skip work to the ______________ what's her deal (hint: she works full time during the summer)?
a. Clinc
b. Zoo
c. Gynecologist
d. Casino
(Match Game Answer: 1.b)
June 13, 2008 - Tom DeLonge & Max Bernis
1. How do I tell my friend I want him to be a _________ __________. (hint: female asking question)
a. Fuck Buddy (Dr. Drew's Guess)
b. Sperm Donor
c. movie actor
d. Booty Call (Tom DeLonge's Guess)
2. I have a question to Tom DeLonge about __________ ___________s.
a. Angel Airwaves
b. Butt Plugs (Max Bernis guess)
c. Moon Bases
d. Space Ships (Stryker guess)
e. Your Kids (Dr. Drew guess)
(Match Game Answer: 1.b, 2.c)
June 12, 2008 - The Ting Tings
1. 60% of the time I have sex with my girlfriend my _________ _________s.
a. mum calls (Jules' Guess)
b. ass itches (Katie's Guess)
c. leg cramps
d. nose runs
e. condom breaks
(1.c, caller mentioned Jules was half right that his mum calls)
June 10, 2008
1. My girlfriend only gets turned on when she sees _________ __________ on T.V.
a. Dr. Drew
b. Lindsey Lohan
c. Ellen DeGeneres
d. Patrick Dempsey
(Match Game Answers 1.b)
June 9, 2008
1. My boyfriend has broken up with me _______ times in the past year.
a. 14
b. 11
c. 9
d. 3
2. I went to a rave and had sex with a Marine on a __________ __________.
a. friend's jacket
b. army base
c. aircraft carrier
d. golf course
3. How can Billy, a female get her boyfriend yo try new sexual things when he comes home from _____________.
a. Germany
b. rehab
c. camp
d. prison
(Match Game Answers 1.b, 2.d, 3.a)
June 5, 2008 - Jesse Jane, Pornstar
1. I think my boyfriend is gay, he can fit a mini _______ ________ in his butt.
a. butt plug
b. baseball bat
c. corn dog
d. telephone cord
(Match Game Answers 1.b - Stryker won this one)
June 4, 2008 - Stryker's Birthday
1. Should I lose my virginity in a __________ ?
a. church
b. car
c. Three-some
d. Burger King bathroom
(Match Game Answers 1.c)
June 3, 2008
1. Is my boyfriend allergic to my _____________ it gives him ______________s ?
a. vagina, hive
b. ass, hives
c. cat, hive
d. spit, chanker-sore
(Match Game Answers 1.d)
June 2, 2008
1. Did going from _________ to ___________ cause a weird smell in my girlfriend's _____________ ?
a. vagina, ass, ass
b. ass, vagina, vagina
c. ass, mouth, mouth
d. mouth, ass, ass
2. I slept with my ________ _________ , much bigger than my boyfriend. Will sex suck now?
a. Boyfriend's Boss
b. College Professor
c. Step dad
d. Tattoo Artist
3. When I _________ I __________.
a. Fart, Poo
b. Lie, Blink
b. Pee, Faint
d. Cum, Fart
4. 16 year old kid likes to master bait with a _________ _________.
a. Couch Cushion
b. Rubber Glove
b. Vacuum Cleaner
d. Gator-aid Bottle
(Match Game Answers 1.a 2.d 3.b 4.d)
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